He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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