Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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