So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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