This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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