I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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