Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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