Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
no you cant smoke seaweed
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
