at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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