shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I understand Curling. That high.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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