It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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