fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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