i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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