OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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