what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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