another moral hangover. fuck.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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