Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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