I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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