Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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