Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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