i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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