I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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