whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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I need you to use more vowels.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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