miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
He has the fingertips of a God
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