This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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