More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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