At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
All the doctor said was why
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
