I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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