with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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