You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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