it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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