google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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