i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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