i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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