Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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