i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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