I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Sponge bath it is.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she woke up with a sticky ear
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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