Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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