Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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