I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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