Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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