Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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