Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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