Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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