I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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