im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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