Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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