she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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