LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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