I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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