I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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